Things Guys Love That Girls Hate

Hello friends!

Remember this post?!
You may not since it was back when I had like 30 followers,
but you definitely want to check it out!

It had me cracking up for days and had such a great reaction..

so I knew I had to cover the other side of things as well.

And to make it even more fun,
I took to Instagram to get the opinions of other girls!

Here we go..

Things Guys Love that Girls Hate

* Attention* This is a joke. Please don't get offended or take it too seriously :)

1. Video Games
This was my first thought but also mentioned by Jesslyn, Nikki, and Megan.

I will never understand the male obsession with video games.
They can literally sit and play for HOURS.
Oh, and don't even get me started on movies that show hot girls playing video games!
Cough "He's Just Not That Into You" Cough
Girls, beware, there are guys out there trying to trick you into playing! See here.

2. Talking about their Bodily Functions

I have known girls who have tried to indulge guys in this gross banter and all I have to say is this..
I am a lady and ladies don't talk about those things.
But seriously, guys sit around all day and talk to their other dude friends about this stuff.
I mean other than video games, what else do they have to talk about?Ya right.
I don't get what is so fascinating about it.

3. Scratching Themselves in Public 

Thank you to Grace or as I like to call her "GBake" for this one.

I mean there has to be some kind of magnet that attracts a guys hands to his "junk area."
They constantly have their hands down their pants "adjusting".. or so they say.
It's like they are afraid someone is going to do something if they aren't protected.
To combat this issue, always carry hand sanitizer.
You never know where the last place that hand you just shook was!

4. UFC

Thanks to my sweet friend Kristen for this one.

If the picture above doesn't make you want to vom, then we've got issues!
I already shared my dislike of this vile sport here but I had to point it out again.
Not only do guys love to watch this stuff,
they also like to wear super manly "Affliction" shirts to advertise their love for it.
I will never understand what is interesting about watching other men beat the crap out of each other.
It makes my skin crawl!

5. Talking about Cars
Thanks to Dani for this one.

Don't get me wrong, I would love to own a shiny, white, Range Rover.
I would feel so awesome driving it around, and I think I'd look pretty good too.
I don't, however, want to analyze everything about said car.
I don't care what kind of engine it has or how fast it can go.
How long can I go until I need to fill it up with gas?
If I know the answer to that then I am good to go!
How can guys read entire magazines dedicated to cars?
Isn't that boring?

6. Golfing

Before ya'll get started, I know girls play golf too.
However, I personally do not, and think it sounds rather boring!
My Father is obsessed with playing golf.
He would probably live at the golf course if my Mom said it was okay.
I just don't get it.
You hit a tiny ball until it lands in a tiny hole.
Seems kinda silly if you ask me!

7. Leaving the Toilet Seat Up

I'm pretty sure every girl on the planet will agree with me on this one.
Am I right?
Nothing is worse than sitting down on the toilet and just about falling in.
Sick.

8.  Strippers
Again, I mean so disrespect.
This is my blog, therefore I am allowed to express my personal opinion.

Why do guys love going to Strip Clubs?
I have never set foot in one and I never will.
If they guy is single I guess it's whatever,
but if he's MARRIED then I find it disgusting.
Why would you want a complete stranger dancing and grinding up on you..
especially when said stranger was just doing the same thing to someone else?
No thank you.

Honorable Mentions- Skinning Deer from Shanna AND Tapered Sweatpants and Grunting from Dana

What do ya'll think?
Do you hate these things too?
Did I leave anything out?
Let me know what you're thinking :)

Ps. Speaking of Dana, she wrote a great post about ridding the blog world of captcha.
You can find it here and even add a button to show your support.
I did!

Pss. One last thing, do you guys know Lauran? She blogs at The Real Young Housewife of South Virginia.
She's adorable and she's giving away a $50 Target Giftcard!
Guess what else? Only 36 people have entered and it ends today..
so get your booty's over there and enter!

Happy Wednesday!
xoxo