Hello Lovelies!
I'm so glad ya'll enjoyed yesterday's post! While being funny is my favorite, I also enjoy the sentimental post from time to time. The responses to yesterday's post got me thinking.. everyone thinks it's okay that I'm single and that I'm still young.. and yada yada. They are all valid points and I should probably be agreeing with them. Then my sarcastic side took over and I started to think of all of the things that the future love of my life should be warned about. Now don't get me wrong, these things could change by the time that special person comes around, but also remember that this is mostly exaggerative and very sarcastic so don't take it too seriously.
5 Things My Future Husband Should Know
5 Things My Future Husband Should Know
one. I have alot of clothes.. and even more shoes. I mean, fashion has always been something that makes me happy and I love to shop. This has lead to a very large collection of things that belong in a closet. Currently, my closet is the most organized part of my house and to be honest, adding another person's wardrobe into the mix just isn't going to fly. So yes, what I'm saying is.. you can use the guest closet.
two. You will not see, hear, or discuss any of my bodily functions and I don't want to see, hear, or discuss any of yours. I don't care how "cool" it makes a girl to talk about those things.. I am not one of those girls. Why? Because I am a lady, and ladies don't see, hear, or discuss those things. Also, it's gross. Call me ridiculous all you want but those things should be kept private, and not just from a significant other.. but from everyone.
three. I watch ridiculous television and am a little bit obsessed with my DVR. It's not that I want to admit that, but it's not going to change so I might as well be honest. New Girl, Vampire Diaries, The Bachelor.. it's all on there and it all must be watched. You do have options though.. start liking the shows I watch or surrender the TV at 8pm MST. Just saying.
four. My dog sleeps in the bed, under the covers. Yes, that may scream crazy dog lady but it's the truth. For starters, I keep my house fairly cold and she is really skinny so it only makes sense for her to be under the down comforter. If she slept on the floor or in a kennel she would be freezing and that's basically dog abuse. Also, she mostly keeps to herself so it's not like she is disrupting anyone's sleep!
five. I'm a terrible driver. After numerous speeding tickets and scared passengers, I think it's time I just accept it. While I have made a consious effort to slow down, I can't say the same for my road rage. Just this past weekend my best friends pointed out that after two years, they were suddenly reminded of why they didn't enjoy being in the car while I was driving.. and I can't say I blame them. I wouldn't want to be a passenger in my own car. We should probably just agree that you do most of the driving when we are together!
I feel like all of thse things should be labeled under: Things That Make Me Crazy.
What do you think?
Did you warn your signicant other about your bad habits?
I feel like all of thse things should be labeled under: Things That Make Me Crazy.
What do you think?
Did you warn your signicant other about your bad habits?
33 comments:
That's so smart of you to forewarn him!
I did not. Somehow it's not my fault he recently noticed I'm not a fantastical driver? That I may or may not turn the opposite direction he tells me? (Say left, I go right. Crazzzy.)
Oh and I was supposed to warn him that my hair sheds all the time.
Well, he neglected to mention he pees in the shower. Just. Ew.
Anyways.
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HaHa! Love this! My dog sleeps with me too and I am the WORST driver :(
Justin cleaned his closet for me to move in and presented HALF of the space to me with a huge smile on his face. I was like, oh hunny. This is NOT going to work. And he said maybe you should downsize your wardrobe and I said maybe you should find a new girlfriend. I didn't mean it, of course. I like to be dramatic. I will get more closet space, I will.
I see nothing wrong with the dog in the covers thing... does this mean something is wrong with me?
Also, good luck with the bodily functions. I'm the same way you are but I can not get away from his nastiness of being a male.
haha my dog sleeps under the covers too! And I'm never giving up the Kardashians when I get married! ;)
my road rage is off the charts. my mom seriously fears that someone will take my life on the road, just because of my rage.
and my dog totally sleeps under the covers with me. my boyfriend is okay with it, so yup.. he's a keeper!
xoxo
Oh my goodness... LOVE THIS! :) Most of these are true for me, although I will say that some of this changes after a while. You start watching shows together, you both get the flu and the bathroom thing HAS to come out of hiding, one of you will automatically do the driving, the man will fall in love with your dog and unless you're living with Jake (my guy), you won't need to worry about the closet situation. He has a clothing addiction too. HAHAHAHA
I just let mine find out. Good post.
Such a cute idea. I love it. Sophie sleeps in her own bed now - because of an ex boyfriend. Hate him. And my clothes take over my house. Entire house. I may borrow this idea, giving credit to you, of course: )
I loved this! It made me laugh! Once your together a while things change. They change. You change. Thats why the first year of marriage is so fun and tough.
I did a few things with my hubby...
like I will NOT be hot in my own home! NOPE! LOL
This is perfect! Love it all :)
My guy and I are both huge TV watchers, but don't watch very many of the same shows so we had to get three DVRs! It's sad but true :(
i am just dying that lily sleeps under the covers!!! so sweeT!
bahahahaha. I love this! I'm the same way about the DVR, bodily functions, and and closet!
This is so funny! I'm with you on the driving. Everyone seems to be scared while in the car with me, and my boyfriend thinks I drive way too fast (of course, I don't agree, lol).
My warnings would be:
1. I'm super critical about food . . . I used to complain that my boyfriend doesn't cook enough, but ultimately I realized that I just like doing it myself better. ;) It's cause my dad's a chef . . . turned me into a snob!
2. I'm also a snob about coffee. Can't handle the cheap stuff.
3. I drink a lot of wine.
I'm sure there are many, many more!
I love this post!! You better find someone who loves your dog as much as you do. I agree with you on the potty talk...no thank you!
Good luck finding a hubs who likes the Bachelor! My hubs ONLY likes Bachelor Pad cause it's ridiculous, obvi. But nevertheless, he's hooked and I'm proud.
xx,
A
This cracked me up. My boyfriend still believes that I don't use the bathroom and that's the way it will stay. Some girls just think it's no big deal to do that kind of stuff with their man right there. Cracks me up.
I am right there with you on the closet and the behind closed bathroom doors stuff. Some things should never be discussed with men!
I really love your list, I'm going through a divorce right now and its like a list of things I'm gaining...closet to myself, bed to myself, bathroom to myself. I will maintain this list when I marry again lol. No you're not crazy AT ALL.
Haha, what a great list!
I didn't come with a warning label. I am a little OCD about some things though. But when I asked the boyfriend to name some of my bad habits, he just said that he didn't know and has come to love all of my "quirks"!
Ahh love this post! Hilarious!
We are so much alike! And my dog sleeps under the covers and uses my pillows. Love it!
Hahajahaha M just walks out of the room when my shows are on!
Driving is overrated and clothes are necessary!
Xx
I love this!! I think I might do a post like this on my own blog tomorrow!!
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good luck with the bodily functions thing! lol. i have the same feelings you do, but i just cant control the man and his bodily functions. blech.
Hahaha I loved this! Especially the closet comment... I feel like every lady should just take control of the closet. :)
loved this!
my dogs sleep under the covers to!
I share a bathroom with my husband, so number two is not possible...You are going to have to be like my grandparents and have completely different bathrooms. Oh and you will have to sleep in different rooms, because BOTH of you will foof in your sleep and it is inevitable that the other will wake up at that moment. I think it's so darn cute that you are such a girlie girl and I would definitely call you a "lady", but remember me five or ten years from now, when you hot box your husband and giggle ;)
LOVE this :-) Especially #4 (because oh so cute) and #2 (because I am THE SAME WAY TOO!!) I just DO NOT discuss that stuff. Gross. Hahahah!
My husband didn't even own a TV when I met him. Now, he loves TV but won't admit it, but if I watch a show with out him you can tell he is a little sad!
hahahaha what a great idea :) love the brutal honesty ! and if your future mans doesn't get it, well then sionara (spelling??) sucka!
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