You know what I'd like to do? Spend a day in someone else's shoes. Not just any old person, I'd like to trade places with some famous celebrities. I've always joked that I want to be famous so why not try out the milk before you buy the cow.. or something like that. You know the saying, don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes? Well this is more like.. don't attempt to have the same life as that person, until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
Ideally I would have liked to trade places with her while she making out with Bradley Cooper, but we can still make this work. I think she's currently making out with Liam Hemsworth or something so that's a plus. No but seriously, she seems like such a cool person. Every time I see her do an interview she's always laughing and making jokes and still seems super down to earth. That's the kind of celebrity I want to be, an awesome one. JLaw will show me the way!
I mean we all know that if I ever became famous, it would more than likely be due to a reality tv show starring me and my bloggy BFFs right? Well, I would need to know how it feels to go from normal human being to national superstar in .25 seconds and that's where I go to good ole Honey Boobs. Of course this one might be more like 2 hours than a whole day because I happen to enjoy showering on a regular basis and not eating butter mixed with ketchup.. but sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Hey, maybe I could teach those crazies a thing or two?
I know what you're thinking.. who the eff is that chick? Oh I'll tell you who that chick is.. Behati is Adam Levine's current super model girlfriend. Oh now you get it don't you? I mean first of all she's gorgeous so I'd like to know what it's like to look like a supermodel. Then there's the minor tidbit that she gets to get down and dirty with Adam Levine so I don't have to think twice about that. I mean we all know that when I'm famous I'll be dating Gavin, so I need to get some practice in for dating a rock star. Duh.
There you have it, three people that I'd trade lives with for a day or two. Should I call up Lindsey Lohan and ask her how that Freaky Friday thing works? On second thought I don't want to risk switching lives with that train wreck.. I mean woof.
I'd totally walk a mile in their shoes, would you?
PS. I'm off to Texas tomorrow and I have some wonderful ladies filling in for me, so make sure you check back! See you next week!