You know what I'd like to do? Spend a day in someone else's shoes. Not just any old person, I'd like to trade places with some famous celebrities. I've always joked that I want to be famous so why not try out the milk before you buy the cow.. or something like that. You know the saying, don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes? Well this is more like.. don't attempt to have the same life as that person, until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
Jennifer Lawrence
Ideally I would have liked to trade places with her while she making out with Bradley Cooper, but we can still make this work. I think she's currently making out with Liam Hemsworth or something so that's a plus. No but seriously, she seems like such a cool person. Every time I see her do an interview she's always laughing and making jokes and still seems super down to earth. That's the kind of celebrity I want to be, an awesome one. JLaw will show me the way!
I mean we all know that if I ever became famous, it would more than likely be due to a reality tv show starring me and my bloggy BFFs right? Well, I would need to know how it feels to go from normal human being to national superstar in .25 seconds and that's where I go to good ole Honey Boobs. Of course this one might be more like 2 hours than a whole day because I happen to enjoy showering on a regular basis and not eating butter mixed with ketchup.. but sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Hey, maybe I could teach those crazies a thing or two?
Behati Prinsloo
I know what you're thinking.. who the eff is that chick? Oh I'll tell you who that chick is.. Behati is Adam Levine's current super model girlfriend. Oh now you get it don't you? I mean first of all she's gorgeous so I'd like to know what it's like to look like a supermodel. Then there's the minor tidbit that she gets to get down and dirty with Adam Levine so I don't have to think twice about that. I mean we all know that when I'm famous I'll be dating Gavin, so I need to get some practice in for dating a rock star. Duh.
There you have it, three people that I'd trade lives with for a day or two. Should I call up Lindsey Lohan and ask her how that Freaky Friday thing works? On second thought I don't want to risk switching lives with that train wreck.. I mean woof.
I'd totally walk a mile in their shoes, would you?
PS. I'm off to Texas tomorrow and I have some wonderful ladies filling in for me, so make sure you check back! See you next week!
33 comments:
ummm holla. I love this so much, it's funny I was thinking of doing a very similar post. i love who you chose. I think I would like to be you for a day bc you are the bestest!!
TEXAS can't wait for you to get here! And I'd totally trade places with Adam Levine's gf for a day. Yummy!
Jennifer Lawrence is all over the place lately. I'd put her shoes on!
Here's the problem, I'm probably more honey boo boo than this bee hat person you're talking about, but I genuinely would like Adam Levine to lay on top of me.
Preferably without clothing.
Yea I would like to be Jlaw or Honey Boo Boo...preferably Honey Boo Boo. HAH
I love JLaw! She's hilarious! She's my girl crush haha:)
YES the supermodel girl with the crazy name who gets to shack up with Adam, I want HER life!
Oh good choices! Super model body and Adam Levine, life is not fair.
Def. JLaw! She is hot and such a fabulous personality!
I need to be Behati for even like an hour!!! Because lezbihonest, all I need with Adam is like two minutes to get my bizznasssss on... justsayin.
Also, I'll fight ya for the JLaw switchy and/or bestie status, because she's amazing!
Is it sad that I just want to be famous so I can have my own gif and use it on my own blog? No? totally normal. Also, I'm sure you've written about it before but it's Thursday and I can't remember things on Thursdays, but where exactly are you staying in Tejas?
Yeah girl. I'd totally walk a mile in JLaw's shoes. She's from my cityyy! Louisville.
I would def trade with Adam Levine's gf for a day hahaha have fun girlie!
Haha those clips are awesome!
Oh I'd trade places with Adam Levine's girlfriend in a MINUTE! And JLaw getting to make out with Bradley Cooper, so not fair!
Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal. LOVE her! And who wouldn't want to be Adam Levine's girlfriend? Even if it's just his flavor of the week...hello? It's Adam Levine!
Jen and I are bff's! You didn't know? She's totally texting me as we speak ;D
Only in my dreams honey...she seems so cool and so badass, I would totally follow her around all day and be her bff. You can come too.
Oh, Adam. The things I would do....
I am CONVINCED that JLaw and me would be BFF's. She is just so awkward and amazing. I've got the awkward part down, so it would be perfect.
I'm sure if you came to GA instead of TX we could arrange something with the Boo-Boo's. They're right down the road from the ATL & we have almost the same accent so I could sweet talk our way in. I'm not sitting by Sugar Bear, though.
I am loving Jennifer Lawrence right now too.... It started when she got the part in The Hunger Games (nerd status, what up). But after watching her interviews and such, she's totally become my newest girl crush.
I feel like Adam Levine and I would have a lot in common.
Heck to the yes about miss Jennifer Lawrence, love her! She is rocking the blonde hair and air hump shes doing in the vid.
Ugghhh, Adam Levine. That's all I gotta say :)
Too too funny, holla for a dolla! Any idea where I can find honey boo boo online? No cable back at school so i've had to miss the last few episodes :(
okay she totally needs to go by honey boobs for now on..literally laughing at that one.
I am a new follower, and I literally crack up at all your posts, lol. I definitely think that Jennifer Lawrence is the bomb! I have got to see Silver Linings yet, but I'm sure it is fabulous, she just recently hosted SNL and I haven't got to watch it yet, but she does seem down to earth awesome!!
Its so weird to some people probably that I have not watched one episode of Honey Boo Boo!! I seen her on Toddlers and Tiaras, but I haven't watched the slightest of that show! You think I should? Is it awesome but yet ridiculous to watch at the same time?
Love this post!
i will go for jlaw or the model girl. methinks they have more money (and class) than honey boo boo - bring it on!
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A+ decision to throw adam levine's gf in the mix. that man = delicious. have fun in texy
Have fun in Texas!!!
JLaw is my girl! I feel the exact same way about her. I wish she was my friend! I have a total girl crush on her.
Yep, when do we leave
Great. I'm not the only psycho who knows who he is dating at all times.
I agree Jennifer Lawrence seems so down to earth. I love the little gifs with her quotes. She seems hilarious.
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