Oh hey. It's Wednesday. I hope you're wearing pink.
My obsession with Mean Girls lately just won't die. Sorry.
Anyways.. it occurred to me yesterday that we all lie about dumb things. I'm not talking about anything life altering, just the day to day fibs that slip out. Sometimes you can't help it, and sometimes you say one thing and do another.. it happens. We all do them. If you say that you don't.. well then you're lying.
"No really.. it's fine."
If you hear someone say this, it's say to assume that it's not in fact fine at all.
"Jersey Shore? No of course I don't watch that show, it's so stupid."
It's stupid alright, but if it's on at 3pm in the afternoon on a Saturday it's kind of begging me to watch it.
"These pants are kind of tight, but I'm totally going to lose five pounds so I'll buy them anyway."
Two years later and there they are.. hanging in your closet with the tags still on them. But you can't give them away because you've never worn them, duh.
"Ya, I'm totally on my way!"
You either forgot or are running late, but either way you don't want the other person to know it.
"I'm definitely going to get up early tomorrow.. do my hair, put on makeup, and look cute."
Yet when that alarm goes off at 6:00am, we always find an excuse to hit the snooze and roll out of bed 10 minutes before it's time to leave.
"I'm just going to go out for one quick drink and then go home."
4 hours later and you're hammered and having the time of your life.. until you remember you have to work the next day.
"I'm on a spending freeze right now."
Until you see that great skirt you've been waiting to go on sale.. hanging on the clearance rack. What spending freeze?
"I'll just do that tomorrow"
This one can be used for anything you don't feel like doing. Cleaning the house? Check. Folding laundry? Check. Going to work? Umm probably not if you want to keep your job.
"I'm only going to Starbucks once this week."
Until you find out that they are giving out two stars per skinny drink this week. Then it's Wednesday and you've been there twice. Oops.
"Oh her? Ya I love that blog!"
Oh come on. You know you've done it..
Linking up with Shanna here.
Toodles love muffins!
Ps. You can find me over visiting my biffle Ty's blog today! Go see :)