Hey Samilicious lovers. I know you all are used to linking up with the queen of weekend linkups today but she's off gallivanting around Texas, probably in Lady Gaga's limo or something.
I'm Whitney, I blog over at I Wore Yoga Pants to Work, and I am taking over the Shenanigans today. I hope you all don't mind that I'm here but I really just had to share with you all what I personally think Sami is doing. A weekend update from my Miss Cleo magic ball, if you will.
So, from my magic ball, I'm seeing our little Samilicious doing the following:
I just know she's out there in Texas partying with The Gaga Monster, no doubt in my mind.
Limos, unlimited booze, and even a hair cut. Damn that Gaga, how dare she touch Sami's perfect locks?
Her tan is looking bangin though, right?
My crystal ball shows Sami in a very strange outfit. I'm guessing Gaga is trying to transform our sweet princess into one of her monsters but I can't say I'm loving it. I just hope she isn't making our girl work the streets with a sign for free wieners.
I mean, I thought we retired the meat look?
At least her luscious locks are back in action.
I've heard from a pretty legit source that Sami was also invited on stage to perform with the Queen Monster. Who knew our girl had such skills?
She looks really happy, guys. I'm starting to fear she won't be coming back.
Unfortunately, I see Sami in my crystal ball and it's pretty bad. She's gone totally Hollywood on us.
Just look. She doesn't even seem to care. It's just so sad.
The paps got her with her BRITNEY peeping out! Thank goodness for Lily or that could have been a real disaster.
Lastly, I just don't see her ever coming back to blogging. It seems Lady Gaga worked her popstar magic and finally gave Sami and Gavin the proper introduction. From what I can tell, Colbie is completely out of the picture and Gavin is kissing the ground Sami and Lily walk on.
There it is guys.
I know it's been good knowing Samilicious. I sure am going to miss her.
I blame Dallas, Texas.
And Lady Gaga.
I just hope they invite me to the wedding.
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