It is seriously only Wednesday? Is this real life? Between work and all of this snow I feel like I at least deserve to be at Thursday by now. But hey I'm looking on the bright side, I successfully pulled my hair into a bun on my first try this morning. Come on, we all know that is a win!
Today's post is kind of awesome.. I'll never turn down an opportunity to not apologize for things. I hate apologizing, I hate confrontation, and I'm always right.. or something like that.
Sorry I'm Not Sorry...
... for saying whatever is on the tip of my tongue without thinking first. Hey, at least you know I'm honest!
... that texting my blogger loves keeps me mostly sane, and by that I mean I talk to them more than I talk to anyone else and I'm not sorry about that either. PS. I thought about including a screen shot but our texts are too scandalous and for our eyes only. Bye.
... for wishing that Max was a Newslady here so that I'd have a reason to watch the news. See also: none of the news people here try to get Justin Beiber to retweet them, maybe if they I'd like them more.
... that I get
... that I could easily eat chips and salsa for dinner every single night. Calm down, the important thing here is that I don't.
... for spending a majority of the day on Twitter and Instagram. I've gotta get my kicks somewhere, and I can assure you it's not going to come from my coworkers who insist on always leaving :01 on the microwave. Does this annoy anyone else as much as it's annoys me?
... that I'm so totally over the snow and cold. Get off me Winter!
... that I really enjoy turning on Pandora and dancing like a crazy person while I get ready. That kids got the moves, and SO DO I.
... for having zero interest in seeing Les Miserables, or Anne Hathaway singing, or Anne Hathaway period. Okay maybe I do sort of enjoy the fact that she shaved her head.
... that I spent an hour looking at GIFs from The Hills last night. There just isn't good quality "Reality TV" like this anymore. Except Vanderpump Rules, but lets be real give me LC or give me death.
... that I'm convinced I will be Mrs. DeGraw someday. What does Kim Zolciak say again? "Ask, Believe, and you'll Receive." Guys, she went from being with a married guy named Big Poppa to getting wifed up by a NFL player. I think I'll play along.
... for this being an incredibly sassy post. I'm channeling my inner Beyonce today, obvi!
Linking up with my loves here, here, and here!
39 comments:
Sorry for liking this post so much ha! And is that Jennifer Lawrence flicking off the cameras with Mr. Oscar in hand!?!?! I just fell in love with her even more :)
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I'm glad someone else is with me about Les Mis and Anne Hathaway. I did see it but it was really not that good. Definitely not on the same level as Silver Linings Playbook.
GO with your gut on Les Mis. It was 3 hours of non stop singing. I want my 10 dollars back.
I hate when people leave remaining time on the microwave, and I could eat chips and salsa for dinner every night. And I might actually do it 2 or 3 days in a row!
Kim Z knows what's up. I get all my life advice from her. And all my news from Weekend Update. Also, .01 on the microwave or the BLINKY display. Cannot stand it. Fix that shit!!
Sass attack and I LOVE IT! Char-town needs more Maxy news people too; ours are crazies in the not fun way!!
1) Les Mis wasn't bad, but it was so.damn.long. Blah.
2) Mrs. DeGraw can totally happen. I bet if you tweet him (and get your blogger besties to retweet), you can catch his attention. You'd totally be better than Ashlee Simpson.
3) How have I forgotten about Big Poppa?! Oh man.
When you become Mrs to him, I fully expect an invite and I'm sorry I'm not sorry that I don't have any texts from you and I'm not happy about that. My life will not be complete until then. Thank ya mam. :) happy Thursday eve...does that help a little?!
Did you know that the pic of you and Gavin is your lil face on my phone? I'm gonna go look at my pic of Jake and I now.
i totally had the box set of the hills and laguna beach. i just got rid of them a few weeks back. and it was totally a should i or shouldn't i moment. ha. and i'm 26. sorry i'm not sorry.
Kim Z obvs knows what she's doing, maybe she can give me dating tips haha! Love all of these, Sami! Thanks for linking up with us!
I LOVE texting my blogger loves. It's fabulous meeting great people this way. :)
I also am addicted to Instagram & Twitter. It's bad. But, I don't care.
Girl, I love you. That is all.
Have a super faboosh Wednesday :)
This post made my day! I have got to get with these Gifs.. Duh!
Sorry I'm not sorry I love this sassy post and may need to link up myself!
You just made my day better! Thank you!
sawry I'm not sawry that we're the same person... and I just texted you that.... BYEEEEE.
texting and g-chatting my blogger loves keeps me SANE. I really don;t know how I ever lived without them.
I really like that Anne had to shave her head. But then it was just another reason for her to be like OMG LOOK AT ME! What a whore.
First of all I LOVED that episode of SNL, and 2nd of all, I get all my news from E! and every now and then my husband forces me to watch the Dailey Show, which I really like but have to act like I hate since it deals with actual news. I figure husband can be in charge of actual news, I'll be in charge of knowing the names of all of the Kardashians.
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LOVE this post! I love this tag too, I can be super sassy on my blog today and I love it!
sorry i'm not sorry for going to bed at 9pm last night. also not sorry for loving this and you
Yes to all of it. Be my friend. We'll go places. Sassy is the new black. :) But on the realz...1. Seth Meyers is the reason I know anything about current events. 2. I would rather sit on instagram all day than talk to real people all day. Who wants real social interaction all day long? Not I said the cat. 3. Anne Hathaway makes me want to slice her face open with a butter knife. But if I did, she would probably still say, "oh thank you so much!" Barf. She's a troll. That's all I have to say. Good day.
I LOVE this post! I could eat chips and salsa forever, they're just so good! And I am with you - I'm SO sick of being cold!
Love this, I think LC needs to come back to TV ASAP!
The pic of JLaw is my FAVORITE.
i am over winter too
Sorry I'm not sorry that I loooove everything about this post. Chips and salsa (and a litttlleee, okay a lot of extra queso) is the way to go.
lol I love it all! Ugh the Hills was sooo good - it was one of those shows I couldn't miss! I am so thankful for twitter & instagram - I honestly get anixiety if I am not able to check it for some reason, then it's like Christmas again LOL!
I LOVE Seth Meyers! I'm seeing him in Vegas and I can.not.wait.
I love your sass. And I'm not sorry for a lot of these things too! You go, Glen Coco.
ahhh so fun! i am on twitter/instagram way too much too. and i might've eaten chips and guacamole for dinner, so i feel ya on the chips/salsa dinner love!!
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Seth Meyers is TOTALLY on my list. Hubby totally approves, haha. :)
I went to southern California last month with my roommate and we literally ate chips and salsa the entire time. One of the places we ate chips and salsa was at SUR lounge. We randomly stumbled by it when we were in Bev Hills and I started FREAKING out. Awesome.
Scandalous texts indeed!!! For our eyes only! Also Anne Hathaway... I want to punch her in the face. Anne is it really that difficult to press clear on the microwave? I think people leave unused microwave time just to piss us off and mess with our emotions!
Chips and salsa are most definitely my pick for "if I had to eat one thing the rest of my life" and if you ask me, Anne Hathaway peaked as Mia Thurmopolis (defs spelled that wrong)
Chips and salsa are most definitely my pick for "if I had to eat one thing the rest of my life" and if you ask me, Anne Hathaway peaked as Mia Thurmopolis (defs spelled that wrong)
I can't STAND when there is a couple of seconds left on the microwave! GRRRR.. and also, I think you could totally marry yo man! Keep dreaming, girl!
girl, you KNOW time left on the microwave is my numero uno pet peeve. seriously. it's not hard. drives me bonkers.
so sassy, i love it!!
I'm not sorry that I think you're flipping hilarious! LOVE ME SOME HILLS!
I was seriously mad that Anne Hathaway won. #TeamSallyField
PS. Totally hate the :01 second thing. People that do that probably have terrible priorities in their life...like they probably use store brand ketchup.
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